Corrupt a Wish (Maple Story style)

Granted you are now a Light knight

I wish Death will play this server untill it closes ( lets hope that will take long)

Granted but server crashes now happen more often

I wish to snipe someone right now

Granted but u hit urself

I wish i was super happy somehow =]

Granted. You were super happy that you granted yourself a wish that makes you super sad
I wish my character are all Lv.120

Granted they now lvl -120

I wish for a nice training spot for sniper lvl 10

Granted. Your Lvl10 sniper was banned for h4xing in a way that you can be a sniper at lvl10.
I wished we don't d/c

granted.. i wish that too

I wish i am sexy betty.

wish granted. You starred in the next hit show, Ugly Betty. And you became ugly. omggg

i wish that players do not bug me and beg for something.

Wish granted now the NPC's bug and beg u for items

I wish i knew what the next forum rank is

granted. but your posts all got deleted and youre a green slime.
i wish for what you want to give me

Granted. But you have to give me all your assets first.
I wish nettie gives me all that she has.

Granted 'but you have to many stuff so everything goes to Siebe
i wish this thread will stay here for years

Granted cuz this thread is to popular to to close

I wish for raining zakum

Granted but it hits your head so hard you pass out until it stops raining

I wish i was lvl 120

granted you are now a lvl 120 beginner

I wish for 500x rate

looks funny >.>
here's one:
granted the dc rate is 500x now

i wish to have 200 posts

Granted but they all got deleted so you end up with 27 again

I wish this site would keep me logged in for ever

granted but because you are logged in all the time ur energy costs go too high so you have to sell your computer and can't play maplestory anymore!

i wish a bigmac

Granted but it contained loads of fat u are to fat to move your mouse so you also cant play maplestory

I wish a new filled cookie jar

granted ur cookie jar is filled with those big mac and you get even fatter than me

i wish to be rich

Granted but ur rich in big mac's u know own 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 billion big mac's

I wish that i was dumb

Granted you are not dumb

I wish for a giant Slime to kill you all

granted but instead of coming for us it attacks u
i wish for no homework

Granted. You get no homework for a day. For the rest of your days, and when your dead, you get 569 homeworks everyday.
I wish I had homeworks

Granted you got home work which consisted of chores

I wish for a giant pudding fill with mushmom